Hedgeneering
The back story
Welding the fly grid in the Palaise Theatre refurbishment, Melbourne.
Background
Hedge is the bones behind Hedgeneering. He carries pressure tickets for Mig and Tig welding, a fine arts degree, an adv. dip. in engineering design, and some drum and bass guitar skills.
A dance floor fabricated for the Metropole Hotel, Sydney.
Hedgeneering is based in Canberra, Australia.
Our speciality is in design and metal fabrication with a bias toward the arts industries, working with music, theatre, video & film.
Playing with Ai in this digital age:
I tested an Ai’s understanding of the term absurd with the prompt:
“Hi Ai. Can you give me some quotes that I can substitute into the ‘about’ page in my website please. The quotes can be from imaginary people, and they can be funny and absurd“.
I thought it passed the test disturbingly well. It wrote:
Hedge
April 2025
Cecil Bottomley, Enthusiastic Vegetable Grower and Budding Art Collector.“Before Hedgeneering, my prize-winning marrow was just a lump. Now, thanks to their innovative use of repurposed cogwheels, it’s a kinetic sculpture that also happens to be delicious (in theory).”
Penelope Featherstonehaugh, Homeowner with Architectural Rodent Issues.“I asked for a garden shed. What I got was a miniature steel-framed geodesic dome that the local squirrels are now using as a high-tech nut storage facility. Five stars for ambition, three for squirrel deterrence.”
Geoffrey Ainsworth, Amateur Meteorologist and Keen Observer of Feline Sentiments.“They once built me a weather vane that predicted the emotional state of my neighbour’s cat. It was surprisingly accurate, albeit utterly useless.”
What the crew at Hedgeneering are saying:
Zooge“At Hedgeneering we gain strength and wisdom from our cultural diversity. We see the ever increasing inclusion of humans into our work flow as building a resilience that benefits all.”
Alien Hustler, Hedgeneering.
